February 20, 2009


Abraham Werewolf (Danny Bischoff, Matt Hooks, Jack
McDonald, and Alberto Mendoza) does NOT ART


Rachel Shine

Oh, characters, you slay me.  Remember Zach Plague’s boring boring boring boring boring boring boring and how it used modern archetypes to deconstruct the art world?  Not dissimilarly, Abraham Werewolf and their production of “Not Art” play with the traditional roles of the boys-in-a-band structure and we come out laughing.
They originally wanted to put on Yasmina Reza’s “Art,” but Steppenwolf got there first, so rather than take up the long fight for the rights, they wrote their own piece inspired by the original.  And it’s quite clever.
Alright, I have to admit here that I’ve never seen or read the original play.  But the way Abraham Werewolf played with it went like this: Tony Bongos of the band D’Artagnan buys a painting from a “very fashionable” painter.  He unveils it to the singer of the band, Billy, who digs the painting, (“How much did you pay for this?” “$5,000”  “What a steal!”  “I know!”) but not the interpretive “prongo” (progressive bongo) rhythm Tony’s written to channel the painting’s energy.  Tony in turn shows the piece and his rhythm to the guitarist who totally digs both.  They think Billy is being a controlling so and so.  Egos collide when the guitarist is late for practice because, we come to find out, his pregnant fiancée is breaking off the wedding, which concerns him most sincerely because she’s making him late for band practice.  Once he finally arrives, bottle of whiskey in hand to be sure, the three of them go at it about fiancées, familial relations, maracas and bandmatedom.  At the precipice before they break up as a band and as friends, the guitarist gets a call from his newly exed fiancee and Tony and Billy take a quick time-out to recognize that this is not who they are.  They are friends, man.  You know what they need to solve this?  A scapegoat! And right then the guitarist returns with the information that the girl was never pregnant- she just got fat!  So they figure she’s part of the evil-doings that has torn them apart, (“I bought that painting to impress a girl!” “Everything I’ve ever done to was to impress a girl!”) and they start playing music: a well-harmonized, catchy tune that sends us off right and reunites them as a creative unit.  As soon as they’ve finished, Billy exclaims that he’s disappointed the mic wasn’t on, he wished they’d recorded it.  Just then the narrator re-enters to say, oh, but you have, and holds up a cd-r of the night’s music.  It’s for sale in the lobby, he explains.  The lobby? they repeat.  Yes, our narrator returns, they’ve seen the whole thing, as the house lights come up and the characters realize their silly drama has been witnessed.  And we all laugh and laugh. . .
Here’s the thing, though.  I went to Gorilla Tango last night to see the show, and it was their last of “Not Art.”  However, Abraham Werewolf will be back in the spring with a Grand Guignol-inspired production, which means late nineteenth to early twentieth century Parisian horror theater.  Oh, yeah.

Boring boring boring boring boring boring boring

Zach Plague

2008 Featherproof Press

by Rachel Shine


Boring boring boring boring boring boring boring tries very hard not to live up to its namesake.  Using the tone and sophistication of a graphic novel similar to Brick, (the modern film noir film of high schoolers), Boring tells a labyrinthine tale of characters experimenting with power as dramatically as emperors chase conquests.  Plague employs identifying fonts and intricate graphics to comically draw the reader into the world of the University of Fine Arts and Academia but also into the world of the book itself.

What sets Boring apart from most novels on the shelf are the collages and elaborate illustrations which decorate the text.  Setting the tone of the book, they paint the characters almost as well as their actions.  The title written repeatedly over photographs, for example, handwritten pages, antique wallpaper, silhouettes, and the title written in playful textuality suggests the duality of individuality and sameness.  By showing the same identity (the word “boring”) in different clothes (each font), we are introduced to the ironies of individuality.  The word, after all, is boring, and what’s interesting about that?

Boring contains many such jokes and tongues thrust firmly into cheeks.  It is a play in which modern archetypes of students act out their power struggles: a punk named Punk who launches snot rockets, the spoiled Dean’s daughter that loves a meathead, her best friend who, in turn, loves the sleazy videographer; the videographer in turn  loves her and the art star–a disaffected narcissist whose work gives motivation to the story.  These colliding characters ultimately create a concordance of terms such as leaves, lonely, and the night, in order to fuel the book’s underlying meaning: a catalogue of art school kids and thier behavior.

Of them, we meet Ollister first, along with his love-no-more, Adelaide, and his rivalry with The Platypus.  Ollister is a former Uni-Arts student, a local hero, and a master manipulator eager to keep his budding lordship intact.  Adelaide is a Uni-Arts darling who is missing her ex-beau and a key bargaining chip.  The Platypus is the gothic puppet master of the art scene and thus the town.  To maintain this strong arm of power, however, he must have Ollister’s notebook of ideas which he believes Adelaide will lead him to.  To win her graces he offers her a show at the White Ball, the town’s biggest art show.  How can she resist?

Within such an accessible narrative, Boring takes available opportunities to teach without pontificating.  It proposes that art does not come from schools, but from a dialogue between independents.  It paints the art educational system as a motley crew of uncritical misfits and honors the power of those on the outside, the one who lives in the museum or the one that lives on the streets.  The plot is driven by the search for the gray papers, a journal of one character’s ideas.  It respects criticism and autonomy.  In the end the truth comes from the individuals who call their own shots.  That’s why chapters are called after the characters that participate in them.  That’s why Ollister is the hero.

That’s why the book is available with the variety it is.  If you don’t prefer a perfect bound book, try your ear at the audio book.  Or maybe you’d like the book in the poster version.  Or smaller? A downloadable mini-book is offered.  Or the ebook online.  You could try that.  Both the variety of the text and graphics and the multimedia approach bring attention to the format of the printed word.  As certainly as modernizing the time-honored tradition of the book-as-art invites the reader deeper into the reading of the text, it challenges the necessity of the bound hardcopy.  Perhaps a certain story is better told wheat-pasted to the side of a building or out of your back pocket on a hand-held electronic device.  Why is that?

posted by caroline picard

listen to Zach read from another burgeoning work here.

or visit  featherproof to see what else they are up to by going here.

The Parlor January 2009

January 6, 2009



The Parlor

Tuesday, January 6, 2008


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Zach Dodson’s hybrid typo/graphic novel, boring boring boring boring boring boring boring, came out last year under the nom de plume Zach Plague. He has launched such experiments as Featherproof Books, Bleached Whale Design, and The Show N’ Tell Time Talk Show. His writing has appeared in The2ndHand, Opium, Take the Handle, and Proximity Magazine. His design has appeared in MAKE Magazine, Punk Planet, Resonance, Mule, and Bagazine. This morning, in his bedroom, he thought he saw a cat out of the corner of his eye, but when he turned to look there was nothing there. He doesn’t own a cat.

here are some pictures from tonight’s Parlor featuring Zach Dodson:





–Young Joon

Questions Put to Zach Plague

December 31, 2008

posted by Caroline Picard; Zach is coming to read at the Parlor next week on January 6th. Here is an interview I found between him and the Pilcrow Lit Fest. You can find out more about them, and read some other great interviews with exciting young authors here. You can listen to previous readers at the parlor website,

From the Pilcrow Lit Fest: Five With Zach Plague

“Five With…” asks five simple questions of someone involved with Pilcrow Lit Fest. For our next guest, please welcome Zach Plague.

1. What are you working on now?

I’m working on my debut novel, boring boring boring boring boring boring boring. It’s a hybrid typo/graphic novel, which means it’s heavy on the design end. I took my time writing and editing it, and the result is I kind of have to design in a panic. Beyond that I’m always working to promote the swell authors we put out on featherproof. This Will Go Down on Your Permanent Record is our latest book, and it’s a YA novel, which is different for featherproof, so there are a lot of new outlets to explore.

2. What is your favorite part of literary festivals and why?

I like the schmoozing, the boozing, and the… perusing. Of good books.

to read the rest of this interview (and see his fancy photo-ma-graph)  go here….

Zach Dodson to read at The Parlor Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 7pm


Say hello to 2009 with Zach Dodson at The Parlor. Zach will read a piece called The 2043 Field Guide to Living Indoors – an excerpt from a novel which he hopes will be finished sometime in the next 34 years. Following his 30 minute reading, the author will take questions from the audience.

As always, the event will be recorded and published on-line for your repeated listening pleasure on iTunes and at

All readings take place at The Green Lantern 1511 N. Milwaukee Ave, 2nd Floor


For more information, please visit or contact

Zach Dodson’s hybrid typo/graphic novel, boring boring boring boring boring boring boring, came out last year under the nom de plume Zach Plague. He has launched such experiments as Featherproof Books, Bleached Whale Design, and The Show N’ Tell Time Talk Show. His writing has appeared in The2ndHand, Opium, Take the Handle, and Proximity Magazine. His design has appeared in MAKE Magazine, Punk Planet, Resonance, Mule, and Bagazine. This morning, in his bedroom, he thought he saw a cat out of the corner of his eye, but when he turned to look there was nothing there. He doesn’t own a cat.

The Parlor is a monthly reading series, hosted by Chicago’s Green Lantern and sponsored by Bad At Sports Podcast.

What’s Going Down Tomorrow

November 16, 2008

posted by Caroline Picard
Chicago Indy Publishers have thrown down the gauntlet

Winter Badmintoneers!

Time is nearly upon us, and I’m pumped up. Like a pair of Air Jordans, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, like the Volume. Pumped up to play some awesome Badminton in the stupid cold. They’re calling for a few snow showers on Sunday, so conditions should be ideal.

So. What do you need to bring? Nothing but game. And maybe some booze. We’ll have chili, and equipment for all.

Many have you have asked about the rules. Here they are.

1. Your team must have a name. And two people on it. We’ll provide a partner if yours stinks or is absent.
2. Your outfits must be co-ordinated in some way. You can wear logo-emblazened pink snowsuits, or just have your matching ray bans on. Any gesture of camaraderie is acceptable. Dress for the weather.
3. Shit-talking is allowed. No hitting people with racquets.
4. Play to 15, must serve to win a point, win by two, alternate service. This should cover the rest of the rules: When we want to get really persnickety we’ll refer to rules like these: or whichever rule book supports our argument best.
5. A team shall forfeit at the first signs of frostbite.
6. Our yard is small and fraught with trees, power-lines, and sinkholes. No complaining. Keep in mind that this is an Xtreme sport.
7. We’ll have a sign up sheet. Your team will play 2 games in a row for each sign up. A win earns you 2 points, and a loss earns you 1. We’ll use these scores to seed the championship bracket at the end of the season. This will all be clear later. Promise.
8. Nobody has to do anything. Including playing badminton.

Any questions, or quibbles, let us know. The road to glory lays ahead…

Zach & Ally

posted by Caroline Picard

You all should come out! It looks like it’s going to be a pretty great line-up-

and it’s a fundraiser and it’s always great to come out and support- AND a bunch of these authors have read or are scheduled to read at The Parlor….so come on down, I say…

55 word extravaganza!


The Innertown Pub
1935 W Thomas
Chicago, IL

Kyle Beachy, Dave Snyder, Tobias Amidon Benglesdorf, Heidi McKye, Zach Plague, Colt Foutz, James Lower, Jessi Lee Gaylord, Amy Guth, Spencer Dew, Nicolette Bond, Maria Parrott, Jac Jemc, Lauren Pretnar, Ben Tanzer, Sam Reaves, JT Litchfield, Kevin Fink, Amira Hanafi, Lex Sonne, Geoffrey Forsyth, Melanie Datz, Laura Goldstein, Kate Harbaugh, Marissa Plumb, Chris Bower, Jon Fullmer, Steve Tartaglione (tar-taglee-oh-knee), Josh Amidan, Jonathan Messinger