Marginal Notions #33567934 & 33567935

July 23, 2009

posted by Caroline Picard

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Marginal Notion #33567934 : Imitation Tofu

Made from a blend of flavorless meats, Imitation Tofu uses meat products to recreate the delectable taste of soy products. HIGH PROTEIN body builders will love.

Marginal Notion #33567935: Hurricane Buster

Why not control the weather? With this device you can prevent any and all hurricanes by placing a cool current in the bottom of the sea. Comes with a James-Bond-Villian lair off the coast of Cuba.

***THIS JUST IN: BILL GATES MADE ONE ALREADY. that is. he made a hurricane buster. that guy, I swear. he’s something else.*****

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