Curious Animals II

May 7, 2009

posted by Caroline Picard

Jackalope Milk

The Jakalope is a rare creature–a rabbit with miniature stag-like horns. Obviously, its does have small teets. The female Jackalope produces a very small, though concentrated milk that is believed to have aphrodisiac properties. In order to get one shot of the stuff, one must milk 8-10 Jackalope’s (depending on the yeild). For that reason it is very difficult to procure, and very expensive.

One can approximate a snake oil equivalent with the following recipe. Curdling is expected–as the original milk curdles when in contact with air, it should be left as such. Only those who have had real Jackalope milk will know the difference (there are few).

1/2 shot buttermilk

1/2 shot bourbon

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